Monday
“Who’s Nicole Kidman?” asked my 11-year-old. For God’s sake. “You know Nicole Kidman,” I said. “She’s in ...” I tried to think of a single thing she might have seen her in. “She’s that witch queen with the hair in Aquaman.” Blank stare. “She’s in … she’s an icon, she’s really famous. She used to be married to Tom Cruise.” A pause. “Oh for God’s sake, Tom Cruise, from Top Gun.” “Oh yes.” “She was the villain in Paddington!” Thank God.