Hey Kristi Noem! Squid Game wasn’t supposed to be a template for immigration policy! In a move that sounds so dystopian you’d raise your eyebrow if it appeared in an episode of Black Mirror, a program pitch has been discovered that reveals the Homeland Security is working with Duck Dynasty producer Rob Worsoff on a nightmarish reality TV show in which migrants will compete against each for the prize of a fast-tracked US citizenship.
This insane concept, currently titled The Americans, is pitched as a show that will “celebrate what it means to be American and have a national conversation about what it means to be American, through the eyes of the people who want it most.”
