
It won’t be long for Donald Trump now. The 79-year-old president is rapidly losing his faculties: his once sharp tongue is now a mushmouth of random glottal sounds, his rotting skin is rebelling against his body, and his brain – never particularly finely tuned – is losing touch with reality.
Now, tragically, Trump even seems to be losing the most fundamental memories of his family history. Yesterday, German Chancellor Merz visited the White House. Trump attempted to connect with him on some shared history: