For years, I have I been the hands-down queen of words in the Hook family.
This is not about Wordle. This is not a function of proficiency in the here-today-gone-tomorrow five-letter word game WHICH has only been around SINCE William Shatner went into SPACE in October.
Rather my role has been long in the making, beginning with spelling-bee crowns in third grade and an early and obnoxious ability to correct bad grammar before it’s uttered.