David Moyes says reaching a European final with West Ham would be his finest achievement in almost 1,100 games as a manager.
And he is threatening to channel his inner “disco fever” in an unlikely samba double act with Brazilian playmaker Lucas Paqueta if the Hammers strike gold in Prague next month.
It could be murder on the dancefloor – but Moyes, who turned 60 a fortnight ago, is only two steps from heaven.
