PHILADELPHIA _ The slumping Phillies thought they knew all about dysfunctional losing.
And then the real pros showed up this week at Citizens Bank Park.
Nobody does gut-twisting, mind-blowing ineptitude better than the Mets, who arrived on Broad Street with their season on the brink and basically handed the Phillies four games, the last one served up on a tray with provolone and onions by relief pitcher Edwin Diaz.