Romantic games are one of the most overlooked successes in all of gaming. There are million-selling series spanning decades amongst them, and the loosely defined genre thrives on Steam in all its beautiful forms, encompassing everything from breezy pop star fantasies and summer adventures to hot gothic stories. Date Everything, a comedic "sandbox dating simulator" where I romance tables and lamps thanks to a pair of hi-tech glasses, has a lot of competition—and a lot of work to do if it wants to convince me that the jokes here aren't aimed at the genre, or at me for playing it.
And to its credit, the writing is often genuinely funny. The slight problem is this game clearly has no idea what a dating sim actually is.
