Every Geordie prays he will become Alexander The Great. That Newcastle's new £60m singing will join a parade of all-time icons snaking back over 130 years of existence for one of England's historic clubs.
Alexander Isak coming amongst us took my mind back to when I recently met United's director of sport Dan Ashworth, the new brain behind recruitment and development.
Ashworth was keen to hear of my 56 unbroken years on the Newcastle beat and inquired about my most uplifting moments as a Geordie believer.