Daisy May Cooper once dated a guy who told her that her face belonged in an Aardman animation. Unsurprisingly, their relationship didn’t last long after Wallace and Gromit were dragged into it.
“He said my face looked like it was made out of plasticine. I mean, what an arsehole! What a f***ing dick!” she roars through laughter with a West Country twang. “He’s a f***ing twat anyway.”
