Ed Aarons has filed his match report from Selhurst Park, which is my cue to clock off. Thanks for your company, correspondence and cutting remarks, which United’s performance fully deserved. Sorry not to get through all the emails: there was a deluge once the third goal went in. Over to Ed.
“EtH unveiled his exciting, innovative no defence tactic against Burnley,” says Adam Roberts. “I’m surprised he kept it for this match.”
