Masks — are you still wearing one? I ask this question hesitantly, because I don’t fancy being cancelled and I certainly don’t want to have a repeat of the conversation I had with a friend on Saturday, when I called him up for not wearing his face covering on a late-night Northern line.
I say “called up”, but it was meant as more of a nudge, really, assuming he’d absent-mindedly forgotten. As if any friend of mine would knowingly risk others’ health and break Tube safety guidelines?
