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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Environment
Anita Roy

Country diary: Taking the plunge – and marrying a river

Woman with papier-mache head of a salmon, in the River Tone
‘Eileen, our salmon, takes to the water paddling downstream on her hands and knees.’ Photograph: Roshan Adve

There’s something afoot in the woods today. Bubble-headed humanoid figures bump clumsily through the trees, making their way down to the water’s edge accompanied by flute and drum. Here comes Frog, with bulgy red eyes, followed by stripe-faced Badger and a slim figure with a massive salmon on her head. I wanted to be Otter, but Otter is taken, so I end up as Barn Owl.

All around us, wild garlic bursts through the leaf litter, like clean green licks of paint, and every passing bootprint sends a pungent plume into the air. Blackbird song and the glockenspiel gurgle of the playful young River Tone provide the soundtrack to this morning’s ceremonials, and behind our papier-mache masks we’re all a little overexcited.

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