With the 2024 London mayoral election looming, Count Binface is back on the scene, plotting a comeback. “I love the earth capital with all my central fluid pumping organ. The temptation to run again is very very strong,” he told us. “A rematch with Lozza Fox would be quite fun. There’s lots of reasons for me to do it.”
The mayoralty isn’t the only thing Binface has his eye on: “There is also the prospect of a general election. So does old Binface concentrate on the House of Commons or go for City Hall? Or do something nobody has ever thought of? The double!” Binface previously ran against Boris Johnson in 2019.
