Could there be two London clubs in the Women’s Big Cup final four?

Chelsea are bidding to join Arsenal in the Women’s Big Cup semi-finals. Photograph: Matthew Childs/Action Images/Reuters

CAPITAL GAINS

There must be something in the London water. Well, of course there is, it’s jobby; thanks to the shower in charge of the country, there’s tonnes of the stuff bobbing up and down the Thames. But we’re not talking about Spurs or Chelsea today, so our new favourite idiom can have the rest of the day off.