Cops In Peru Found A Fkn Mummy In A Food Delivery Driver’s Cooler Bag Sir, I Ordered A Big Mac

In today’s edition of “sentences I didn’t expect to write today but that’s just how the cookie crumbles”, cops in Peru found a literal mummy, preserved corpse and all, inside a food delivery driver’s cooler bag. I’m just gonna say it: I’d be mighty pissed if I ordered ramen and instead received a mummified corpse. Call me unreasonable but that simply wouldn’t satisfy my hunger. But alas, I digress. You’re here to find out why on Earth a mummy was being chauffeured around Peru. Well, per Al Jazeera, the mummified corpse is called Juanita. Quite a delightful name for the old girl, if I do say so myself. Juanita’s “owner” and/or “daddy” is Julio Cesar

Midsomer Murders 

It’s the last thing you’d want a delivery driver to bring: a mummified corpse in a cooler bag.

But when police in Peru made the discovery and questioned the owner, the story only got stranger pic.twitter.com/9ATZjjjL9y

— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) February 27, 2023

The Master of Disguise

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