The first installment of games are in the books. We learned that more rules we thought we had a complete understanding of are now called the opposite way, referee Shawn Hochuli still hates the Packers and that there’s a good chance Philip Rivers will probably get called up again at some point this season (so, someone should check and make sure he’s taking his Centrum Silver). Along the way, we laughed, we cried and like one of our fearless podcast producers, Kent Brown, said in the group chat: We cashed an Eli Raridon anytime touchdown.
Sickos, unite. Let’s get into the power rankings: