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The Guardian - US
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David Smith in Washington

‘Congratulations, birds’: Biden jokes fall flat as he pardons Thanksgiving turkeys

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Joe Biden with Liberty at the White House pardoning ceremony.
Joe Biden with Liberty at the White House pardoning ceremony. Photograph: Susan Walsh/AP

He had his turn at the White House, made all the right noises and now, getting on a bit, is heading for a quiet retirement.

Sadly for the millions of voters who tell opinion pollsters they want him to make way for someone younger, it is not Joe Biden, but a turkey named Liberty who is about to put his feet up.

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