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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Michael Butler

Come Dine With Ange: Tottenham’s tasty prophecy and trophy glory

Dominic Solanke and James Maddison of Tottenham Hotspur pose for a photo with the Europa League trophy
Swag.jpg. Photograph: Michael Regan/Uefa/Getty Images

LADS, IT’S UNITED

You won, [Ange]. Enjoy [Bigger Vase], I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little [final]. You ruined my night completely so you could have [Bigger Vase] and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in [tactics] and [recruitment]. Because [your team] had all the [season] of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Ange, take your [Bigger Vase] and get off my [TV screen].

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