The new college basketball season arrived Monday with the force of a leaky faucet, the fanfare of a race for comptroller and the blink-and-you-missed-it excitement of your aunt Shirley and uncle Marv’s pinochle game. Every team in the Top 25 — including No. 23 Illinois — won. A few of them may even have broken a slight sweat.
You haven’t missed anything yet, is the point.
