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Colbert on end of Covid emergency: ‘Shove that up your nose and rotate it five times’

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Stephen Colbert on end of Covid federal emergencies: “Take that, Covid! We beat you! Shove that up your nose and rotate it 5 times.” — Stephen Colbert on end of Covid federal emergencies: ‘Take that, Covid! We beat you! Shove that up your nose and rotate it five times.’ Photograph: YouTube

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Joe Biden announced on Monday that he will end the twin national emergencies to address the Covid-19 pandemic in May, news which Stephen Colbert celebrated on Tuesday evening. “Take that, Covid! We beat you!” the Late Show host joked. “Shove that up your nose and rotate it five times.”

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