
Walking headline Clive Palmer briefly stopped walking on Saturday when the billionaire knocked himself out on stage. The billionaire bozo was rehearsing the launch of the United Australia Party’s election campaign on the Sunshine Coast when he tried to jump up onto a platform. Sir, what were you doing?
We still don’t know exactly why Clive felt compelled to scale a platform, but we do know that old mate was knocked out for a grand total of 20 seconds resulting in a hospital visit.