Clench Those Butt Cheeks ‘Cos A 2-Hour Flight From Sydney To London Could Be On The Way

A two-hour flight between London and Sydney sounds like it could only be possible via teleportation or a Charizard with a fly ability, but now it could happen IRL via space flights with a cooked catch. According to the Australian Financial Review, Britain’s Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) is looking at suborbital space flights that could easily cut a bunch of hours off air travel. However, one of the main questions behind their research is whether our bodies can handle the impact of gravitational forces. Well, OFC, it is a dream to be able to travel across the world so quickly, but with that convenience, there’s gotta be a catch. Apparently, to be a passenger on one of these sci-fi movie-like flights, you’re gonna need to know all the impact-reducing exercises, such as tensing up your lower legs and *checks notes* clenching your buttocks. So if you like leg day at the gym, I think this flight could be perfect for you! But if you’re unfamiliar with those, don’t worry. Tensing up your legs and clenching of thy cheeks will be involuntary on this ride.