I am online far more than I should be but most of the things I find funny are not right to share here – mainly stories about idiots who think they are geniuses, or dating app profiles of men that friends have shown me. I can’t pretend I am an internet-savvy sophisticate who has conducted extensive research to try to avoid posting a cat meme in this list (spoiler alert: I failed). My main aim here is to ask readers to attend live standup comedy and get off their phones.