ROUT OF THE BLUE
With the January transfer window currently unfolding with all the drama and high-octane excitement of a Liberal Democrat conference, the Worthington Cup looks set to regain its preeminent position as English football’s fourth most prestigious tournament. True, it may lack the prestige of the Premier League, FA Cup and summer transfer trolley dash, but its ever-ambitious organisers once tried to stage a draw for the competition in outer space, before settling instead on Aisle No 5 of a Morrisons supermarket in Colindale, just a short home delivery from Wembley Stadium for any van driver worth his salt.
Looking to build on their triumph last January, when they invested £323m on new players only to see their team drop from 10th to 12th in the Premier League, Chelsea booked their place in this year’s final when they made a mockery of their almost comical inability to hit a cow’s backside with a banjo by spanking six goals past Middlesbrough at Stamford Bridge to overturn a first leg semi-final deficit. It was a shot at redemption that would not have been afforded to them in 12 months’ time, as two-legged semis were supposed to be abolished from next season. However, it has now emerged this format will remain unchanged because money, of course … it’s always money. “As it stands there is no agreement in place to make any changes to the [Milk Cup’s] two-legged semi-final format, which continues to provide significant financial benefit to Football League clubs,” parped its chairman Trevor Birch, pointedly neglecting to mention that, as Tuesday night proved, it also significantly reduces any chance those clubs might have of making it to the final.
But back to Chelsea, who find themselves within one game of winning silverware on sovereign soil for the first time since pint-sized pocket rocket N’Golo Kanté hoisted Biggest Cup skywards at Windsor Park in 2021. As droughts go, it’s not a particularly long one, although winning at Wembley in a month’s time would certainly help Mauricio Pochettino get a particularly irritating monkey off his back. “I am desperate to win a title here,” cooed the Blues’ manager, who has lost two big finals with different clubs during his time in the Premier League. “We won, in one year and a half in Paris, three trophies. We want to win here, of course.”
If Pochettino is to make it third time lucky, his young side will need to beat Liverpool or Fulham, with the two sides scheduled to go toe-to-toe in the second leg of their semi-final at Craven Cottage later. Of course, the word ‘or’ in that sentence is doing a lot of heavy lifting because nobody gives Fulham a snowball’s chance in hell of overturning the 2-1 deficit and winning only their third semi-final in 145 years. Seeing them defy the odds and make it to Wembley would gladden the hearts of most neutrals, particularly those who had to sit through the past two finals contested by Liverpool and Chelsea. While the only spice normally associated with this west London rivalry comes in the form of the cayenne pepper and cumin which suffuse the half-time hummus at Craven Cottage, a straight shootout between both sides for a trophy at Wembley would be an occasion to behold.
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
Monday 22 January: “I’ve been in the game a long, long time. I know if that doesn’t change very, very quickly then I know what the outcome will be” – under-pressure Charlton boss Michael Appleton looks to end a winless run going back to 28 November before their League One game with Northampton.
Tuesday 23 January, 9.44pm: Shortly after the Addicks are controversially reduced to 10 men, Louis Appéré fires home in the seventh minute of added time to put Northampton 3-2 up at the Valley.
Tuesday 23 January, 9.46pm: The Cobblers win 3-2.
Tuesday 23 January, 10.15pm: “We can confirm Michael Appleton has left the club with immediate effect after being relieved of his role” – Charlton waste little time in beginning their search for a sixth new manager since March 2021.
FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS
Re: Crystal Palace threatening to sack Roy Hodgson (yesterday’s News, Bits and Bobs, full email edition). There might be a cunning plan here. Suppose they did sack him and installed a placeholder manager, just to look after things until we arrive at the business end of the season. Then with, say, four or five weeks of the season left, Palace could reinstate him as manager to do what he does best when he does it best” – John Lawton.
Re: Pete Headland’s reference to the Hoddle Constant of quantum mechanics (yesterday’s Football Daily letters). The Honda Quandary is analogous to being on the back of a horse. Can two people be on the back of a horse? Why, yes, of course. So, by extension, two people can be on the back of a motorcycle. That defines their place relative to the motorcycle. Their place relative to one another is another matter. Are they fore and aft, front and rear, ahead and behind, etc? But would you have been brave enough to call Stan Bowles ‘a bit behind’?” – Ken Muir.
Send any letters to the.boss@theguardian.com. Today’s letter o’ the day winner is … John Lawton, who lands a copy of A Culture of Kits, published by Pitch Publishing and out to buy in early February. Visit their football book store here to pre-order a copy.
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