It may have taken a couple of decades but I think we can safely say Alastair Campbell has finally proved it is possible to unleash WMDs in 45 minutes.
He managed it with the first episode of his political rip-off of – sorry, I mean homage to – The Apprentice
At this early stage the WMDs on Channel 4’s Make Me Prime Minister appear to be Weapons Of Mass Delusion rather than destruction – although, in some cases, it is debatable whether that diminishes the potential for danger.