Life is too short to babysit energy vampires, critics, and wannabe clones. Oh, you think all your friends are “just being honest” or “super supportive”? Hah. Cute. Here’s a plot twist: some of them are auditioning for villain of your life while smiling. Some copy everything about you because originality scares them. Some throw shade so hard it could power a solar plant. And some… well, they’re just there to make your life slightly worse, because happiness is apparently contagious. If you’ve ever wondered why a friend suddenly hates your new haircut, laughs too loud around you, or tries to make your achievements “not that impressive” - congratulations. You’ve met the 5 types of people every woman should ignore like an expired text from an ex.
