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Brian Karem

A cure for Trump trauma: Finally here?

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Longtime White House correspondent Brian Karem writes a weekly column for Salon.

I cannot say this more bluntly: Donald Trump is going to prison — and I don't think he'll be on the ballot next year.

Or, perhaps: Donald Trump is going to prison and could be sworn as president at Leavenworth in January of 2025 while wearing an orange jumpsuit. Then he'll pardon himself, change into his expensive suit, jump into Air Force One and fly back to D.C., where his satanic reign of terror will commence.

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