Marie Claire reported a few days ago about the invasion of privacy—oops, misspelled “guided tour of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Montecito home and hangouts they frequent” (hate when that happens)—that was scheduled to begin imminently. The tour, which was being run by a friend of Meghan’s estranged father, Thomas Markle (though Thomas seemingly was not involved in the venture other than to say it was a good idea), would take passengers on a “royal tour,” driving them within feet of Harry and Meghan’s Montecito estate for the cool sum of £958.84 (so that’s $1,200) for a group of six. In addition to getting as close as a tour bus can get to the couple’s home, the tour also promised a sightseeing trip around Harry and Meghan’s favorite hangouts around town, such as, for example, the Santa Barbara Polo and Racquet Club where Meghan kissed Harry last year. The tour would also take participants to Meghan’s old Los Angeles-area homes and schools (she grew up there) and, in a random twist, would also take folks by the homes of Katy Perry and Cameron Diaz.
