Sure, we are in the market for miracle workers. All gratefully welcome. We want as much help as we can muster because we have waited long enough.
Geordies have deliberately redressed the balance in their minds after the Liverpool sledgehammer that threatened to wreck our biggest day in 24 years.
The vast majority are back viewing the Carabao Cup final the way it was: a 50-50 encounter between two United teams of considerable stature fit to place before a future king - or FA president - should he wish to pop into Wembley on the way home to Buckingham Palace.
