
JANUARY
The City groans, the suburbs weep and into the dangerous year we leap. The monarch is King Charles III. The Prime Minister is Rishi Sunak. A human turd is found in a sink at the Treasury. I’m just giving you the facts.

The City groans, the suburbs weep and into the dangerous year we leap. The monarch is King Charles III. The Prime Minister is Rishi Sunak. A human turd is found in a sink at the Treasury. I’m just giving you the facts.