
As a man in his twilight years (32), there are some things I've had to make peace with. I don't understand Roblox, I don't know why '6 7' is funny, all of my personal habits and peccadilloes have been roasted to cinders by teenagers on TikTok, and I don't have the dexterity or frontier spirit to get into Fortnite.
It's fine. It's fine. I'm just waiting for the good Lord to take me. One thing I do understand, though, is The Simpsons, which I was the right age to catch (at least as re-runs) back when it was still good. So even I raised an eyebrow, perhaps two, when leaks began swirling that the entire town of Springfield would be back in map form in Fortnite (via VGC).