Just when I thought the week couldn’t get worse, the Russians tested out their new missile – Satan Two.
“It begs the question,” said my friend, “What was Satan One? And how did we miss it?”
Indeed. Mind you, round here it could be raining Satan Ones and Twos, even the odd Three, and you would hardly notice, thanks to the general carnage that is unfolding around Westminster and will continue to unfold until it reaches its inevitably messy denouement.
