Thank the Lord that at this critical moment, when the world could spiral into destruction if we make the wrong decisions, we’re led by people who are reliable, honest and compassionate: Boris Johnson and Priti Patel.
It’s reassuring, in the same way that if you needed to put out a fire in your house, you’d ask Ozzy Osbourne while he was riding a buffalo.
For example, to prove his commitment to refugees fleeing Ukraine, the Prime Minister said: “Since 2015, Britain has done more to settle vulnerable people than any other country.”