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The Guardian - AU
The Guardian - AU
Lifestyle
Tracey Croke

Bootcamp with rants: the workout where you air a grievance, then get in the sea

A Freshie Fast Fives training session, with a member lecturing a crowd of swimmers
Shanny ‘the Doctor’ Dyer complains about unconscious bias, the gender pay gap and sexual harassment during a Freshie Fast Fives training session at Manly beach. Photograph: Jessica Hromas/The Guardian

Did you know the idiom for pushing your luck in South Africa is “scratching a lion’s testicle with a short stick”? I discover this fun fact at FFF, which stands interchangeably for Friday Fast Fives and Freshie Fast Fives – a community group on Sydney’s Manly beach where getting something off your chest is built into the early morning bootcamp.

“I love Friday mornings,” declares FFF long-term member Jonathan Schaffer. The 66-year-old, whose repartee involves translating funny Afrikaans sayings into English, is among the welcoming bunch who give me a quick rundown on the multigenerational fitness group. It seems all you need is a nickname and thick skin to get into this un-exclusive club that is also free of charge. Not taking yourself seriously is an unwritten rule and the worst possible thing you can do is wear a wetsuit, which is punishable by push-ups.

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