Anyone who has even been in a row over parking knows how heated these arguments can get but one driver was so savagely insulted that his ex decided to swoop to his aid.
The driver returned to his car to find a cruel note complaining that he had parked "too close" to another vehicle, instead of leaving the complaint there the note also mocked him for having a "three-inch penis".
An unsuspecting Ned Clarke came back from a day out to find a handwritten note on his windscreen - which branded him an "a**" and claiming his "d***-size" was three inches.
