Anyone who has even been in a row over parking knows how heated these arguments can get but one driver was so savagely insulted that his ex decided to swoop to his aid.
The driver returned to his car to find a cruel note complaining that he had parked "too close" to another vehicle, instead of leaving the complaint there the note also mocked him for having a "three-inch penis".
An unsuspecting Ned Clarke came back from a day out to find a handwritten note on his windscreen - which branded him an "a**" and claiming his "d***-size" was three inches.
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The 39-year-old claims he "wasn't surprised" as the "miserable" San Francisco local was probably looking for someone to vent at and insists they had plenty of room to park.
The note read: "Nice parking job, a**. How about leaving more than three inches to move? I know you think that's huge, but your d***-size is smaller than you think. Happy New Year."
The YouTube content creator posted the scathing letter on social media and claims an ex-girlfriend got in touch to kindly reassure him "it's definitely not small".
Ned, originally from Nevada, US, said: "When I saw the note, I was like 'oh, California people'. People in San Francisco aren't exactly known for being the nicest people. I think this person had had a bad day - a lot of people have a bad existence here.
"I wasn't surprised. Things like the note are usually a relief of somebody's frustration from their own life and they can finally find a person to vent at. I'm glad I provided them that opportunity.
"One ex-girlfriend mentioned that the comment about my penis size wasn't true. She sent me a direct message.
"She said 'don't worry - it's not true'. I said I didn't feel bad because this person had never met me."
Ned claims he had checked the space the car in front of him had and noted he could have moved a plastic barrier to make more room.
He also complained his hometown of San Francisco had seen a "culture change" and the locals were "kind of mean" now.
Ned said: "San Francisco is notorious because there's nowhere to park. It's very expensive and very difficult to park.
"I found a spot, was able to pull in there and went out. I found a load of antique bottles and when I came back at night, I found a note on the windscreen.
"I looked at the car in front of me and I'd parked pretty close to the back of them, but in front of them they had all this room.
"There was a little plastic barricade there that had been there for the flooding, but the flooding was over. They could have picked it up and move it - it was really light.
"I'm from this area and I've seen the culture change. People are kind of miserable because the cost of living in California is very high and the quality of life is very low.
"They talk as if they're social justice minded on Facebook but they are actually kind of mean. They don't talk to you in the street."
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