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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle

Blind date: ‘We talked about how I don’t like Clapham gays – guess where he lives?’

Composite image of David and Dec from the waist up
Composite: Graeme Robertson and Antonio Olmos/The Guardian

Dec on Dave

What were you hoping for?
A sweet-hearted madman who would make me belly laugh.

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