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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle

Blind date: ‘She observed that my suit would have been more in keeping with a funeral’

Susan Gerard
A composite image of Susan, wearing jeans and a red jumper, with her arms up and her hands clasped behind her head, and Gerard wearing a dark suit and white shirt

Susan on Gerard

What were you hoping for?
I was hoping that Gerard would be a good conversationalist. I was also hoping that there might be a spark.

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