President Biden is a very old man. I can say that because it's objectively true. At 78 years old, with fully grown grandchildren, Biden is currently maxing out the average life expectancy in the United States, while entering the record books as the oldest president in American history.
As a bona fide Old, then, Biden flaunted his newfound eligibility for a COVID booster shot Monday, doffing his jacket to receive the vaunted third jab while multitasking for an informal press conference at the same time.
