He covers his body in safety pads and he’s the only contestant in the history of Dancing On Ice to need a crash helmet, but Happy Mondays star Bez is still standing. Just.
No one is more shocked that he lives to fight another day than the man himself, and as he prepares to take to the ice again tonight Bez admits he feels guilty better skaters are being dumped from the show.
He even says he wouldn’t be there at all if it were a “proper skate competition”.