Donald Trump‘s brain is truly one of a kind. Every day, he’ll reliably spout the most insane thing you’ve ever heard, peppered with surreal leaps in logic and utter disregard of reality. There’s nobody out there thinking quite like him, and we hope his brain will one day be donated to medical science so they can figure out what’s going on.
So, what has our increasingly addled Dear Leader come out with now? Well, he’s advising Americans to leave their car doors and trunks unlocked to make thieves’ lives easier. And yes, you read that right.
