It’s winter and unless there is something deeply wrong with you, the weather is hardly conducive to alfresco aquatic exercise, even despite the (irony alert) almost-impossible-to-turn-down invitation I received to go ‘wild-swimming’ in Kent off the back of conducting these reviews.
However, despite the fact that Jack Frost is lurking murderously around every corner, there’s no need to lose so much as a single stroke while things are excessively wintry, thanks to the proliferation of infinitely preferable indoor swimming pools, both public and private, to be found across the frozen wasteland that is this super-cooled country, where you can get your wet-on in the warmth.