Let us take you back to the year 2000. Maybelline's Dream Matte Mousse was flying off the shelves and statement necklaces with ostentatious owl motifs were more coveted than a Tiffany’s diamond. Boys wore t-shirts with V-necks deeper than Marianna’s Trench, and the only news that mattered pertained to top friends on Myspace.
You reach for your Motorola Razr which is clipped precariously onto the pocket of your skinny jeans, though you struggle to do so without a wrist full of saucy silicone bracelets and Livestrong bands getting in the way. Unlike Kelly Rowland in the Dilemma music video, you know not to check for texts on Microsoft Excel – either way, your crush still hasn’t hit you back.
