Jan Leeming is insisting, with her smiley pixie face, we should not attempt to make her look sexy. Not that she thinks she does look sexy, but in no way should we try.
“That’s not what this is about,” she underlines. Although she can’t help a chuckle at the hairdresser blasting a hairdryer at her in lieu of a wind machine during her photoshoot for the Mirror.
The trouble is, former BBC newsreader Jan may be 81 – rather than the 60 most people assumed when she popped in for a chat with Graham Norton on Eurovision – but she really is sexy.