Baldur's Gate 3's latest patch has punished me specifically. For context, literally not more than (checks watch) three hours ago, I wrote and published this sentence in a news story about Patch 5: "I've learned to stop being surprised at how massive these patch notes are, or how elaborate new cutscenes can be".
Like a lightning bolt thrown by a divine being to strike me down for my hubris, Patch 5 just dropped, and I'll tell you what: I am surprised by both how massive the patch notes and how elaborate its new cutscenes are. I have never so quickly stepped on a rake. First things first, the new epilogue:
