When it comes to holidays, Valentine’s Day is one that many could do without. It's a day when you're supposed to make a gesture proving your love to your other half. But come on; if you really love someone, you prove it to them every day. Why make a big deal about a holiday that’s intended to guilt-trip you into buying something utterly ephemeral to prove your love.
Of course, if you must insist on buying your beloved something, why not make it something truly useful, like an 2023 Audi Q3?
Now, I can hear you saying, “Come on, Larry, that costs a whole lot more than a dozen roses or a wine-of-the-month club subscription.” And I would say, sure it is. But isn’t your loved one worth it?