I’m three feet away from my HomePod and I want to hurl it across the room. “Hey Siri! Turn the dining table on!” I say, for the sixth time. Siri waits, and waits, and says brightly, “Do you mean the table lamp?”
I’ve pretty much given up asking Siri to play songs – I tap my iPhone instead – and later, when I ask Siri to tell me the weather forecast, she’ll completely ignore me. That night I’ll ask Siri to set an alarm, and she will confirm it, and in the morning I’ll be late for work because my alarm won’t go off.
