Is it safe to come out now?
The last time I caught a glimpse of the Chicago sports landscape in the light of day, it was horrifying. This was all the way back on Sunday, when — stop me if you’ve heard this already — the Bears not only failed to walk and chew on a three-touchdown lead at the same time but committed the mother of all chokes against an opponent so cartoonishly bad that it had lost its previous game by 50 points. Or was it 100?
