Can Arsenal, masters of Swiss timing, win the Europa League? Of quartz they can.
Kieran Tierney fired the Gunners safely into the knockout phase as group winners with his first goal in 2022. And as Arsenal maintained their 100 per cent record against Swiss opponents in Europe - played eight, won eight - it turned into a ripping yarn for their matchwinner.
Come on you shreds? Tierney's No.3 jersey was torn open, like the packaging a toddler's birthday present, by Zurich defender Nikola Boranijasevic. Incredibly, hopeless Belgian ref Erik Lambrechts didn't even administer a card - but at least it didn't matter.