Aha, David Hytner’s match report is here, which means that’s it from me.
Thanks all for your company and comments – sorry I couldn’t use them all – and peace out.
The last North London derby hat-trick:
Next up for Spurs:
PSG (a)
Fulham (h)
Newcastle (a)
Brentford (h)
Slavia Praha (h)
Forest (a)
Liverpool (h)
If things don’t improve through those, Thomas Frank will be under the pump.
Eze was, of course, POTM, but Trossard also deserves a hold tight for a(nother) fine performance. We picked him in our Under-appreciated XI; check out who else made the cut.
Next up for Arsenal:
Bayern (h)
Chelsea (a)
Brentford (h)
Villa (a)
Brugge (a)
Wolves (h)
Everton (a)
That is not daunting.
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The league table
Arsenal are looking pretty good.
Eze says it’s a good feeling and an enjoyable day. He’s grateful to God, having prayed for a hat-trick, and all his family are in the ground to watch them. Reminded he nearly signed for Spurs, he says “Let’s not talk about that,” then identifies his second goal as his favourite because of the timing. He’s a happy man.
What a day for Eberechi Eze. His creativity gives Arsenal much of what they’ve missed the last few seasons, but this afternoon, it was his timing and composure that stood out, arriving in key areas at crucial moments before applying cunning, competent finishes.
FULL TIME: Arsenal 4-1 Tottenham Hotspur
Arsenal go six points clear at the top, taking advantage of City’s defeat despite missing various stalwarts; Spurs stay ninth, the manner of their defeat sure to rankle with their support.
90+2 min This is a statement performance from Arsenal, not in terms of how well they’ve played, but that they’ve given maybe a 7/10 performance and still smashed their local rivals into oblivion.
90 min We’ll have four additional minutes; Arsenal begin the period with some keep-ball, the crowd cheering every touch as the humiliation continues.
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90 min “Are Arsenal better with Eze, who is more of a goal threat, instead of Odegaard?” wonders Jonathan Griggs.
I think, in time, Arteta will pick both, with Eze coming off the left. Odegaard was brilliant that first season Arsenal challenged for the title but he’s been less good since then, so I guess his place will be under threat from Eze, f he can’t hit those heights, with Madueke, Martinelli and Trossard all contesting the left-wing berth.
89 min Gosh, the away end is half-empty. I said earlier that this was the kind of performance that can undermine entire managerial reigns, and Frank will have bussed much of whatever goodwill he has left this afternoon.
88 min Two more changes for Arsenal: Nwaneri and Mosquera replace Merino and Hincapie.
86 min That stuff that no one wants to see? Here’s some and I, for one, am aghast. Rice trips Simons, accidentally knees him in the curls when he gets up, and Porro takes up the matter. There’s some shoving, then the Arsenal man is booked.
83 min So, are Arsenal going to win the league? On the one hand, they’re not good enough to be inevitable – in 20 years time, I don’t think anyone will be raving about them. But on the other, who can stop them? It won’t be Chelsea who, though second, are miles off; it’s City or no one, and we’ve not seen much that suggests they’ve enough to retrieve what’s already a decent deficit.
81 min Spurs win a corner down the left, headed clear by Rice. Here are a couple of other derbies when a side endured a kicking but scored a belter.
79 min Arsenal want more! Saka marauds down the right, squares, and here’s Eze again! He’s dominated that space on the edge of the box today, and should score again, but this time, he tries a rising shot, too close to Vicario, who shoves away.
78 min Ch ch ch changes: Arsenal send on Madueke, coming back from injury, for the excellent Trossard, while Spurs try Porro and Johnson for Spence and Kudus. That should sort it.
GOAL! Arsenal 4-1 Tottenham Hotspur (Eze 76)
It’s a derby debut hat-trick! Again, Arsenal are too quick and too slick for Spurs, Merino coming deep and turning around the corner to Trossard, who escapes Spence, squares, and Eze takes a moment, as Udogie hurtles past him on the slide, contemplates the ultimate futility of existence, writes a dissertation on the topic, and curls a composed finish inside the near post! Arsenal are going six points clear at the top
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75 min Richarlison and Saliba exchange sentiments after a tussle pursuing a cross; the ref intercedes before it gets interesting.
74 min Yes he can, a brute arced flat to the back post, where Saliba rises in front of an empty net, but somehow, he can’t direct his header two yards, and Vicario claws away.
73 min The ref can’t get out of Trossard’s way as he prompts 25 yards from goal, but he does win a corner; can Rice deliver something better than he did a few minutes ago?
72 min Twenty-five yards out, Saka steps infield and tries a low curler … which Vicario tips behind. The resultant corner comes to nothing.
70 min Van de Ven caresses Merino’s cheek with his elbow, Merino hurls himself to the ground, and – yes, you’ve guessed it – Romero, who had nothing to do with anything, gets himself booked for gobbing off, of course he does. He’ll now miss next weekend’s game against Fulham.
68 min “I was right to predict it be classy, but not so much about it being tight,” reckons the returning Charles Antaki. “Oh, and classy only by one team. Not sure that you’re right about Tottenham being ‘execrable’, so much as being stuck in some kind of four-wheel gear going nowhere, up a muddy slope, and with the lights off. Also with a bit of thuggery to entertain the crowd. Plenty for dear old Glenn Hoddle to disdain, in his polite way.”
I didn’t really mean “execrable”, it’s just the rudest word I’m at liberty to use.
67 min A clip over the top allows Merino to help on to Saka, but the ball won’t come down for him and Udogie pokes a toe in to clear.
66 min Two more changes for Spurs, Sarr and Muani replacing Bentancur and Odobert.
64 min Spence into Palhinha, who turns adroitly and sets Spurs on the attack – this is better from Tottenham, and they find Simons at inside-left; he cuts infield, shoots low, and Raya saves. This is now a little more of a contest.
63 min Arsenal win a free-kick down the left, Rice to swing in … and Vicario to punch out, Spurs eventually earning a free-kick of their own.
61 min This is the precedent of which I’m reminded, the fan who gets involved in the celebration after Lennon makes it 4-4 achieving my dreams. Also, how did those Fanzones never end in violence?
59 min If Spurs can keep it at 3-1 for 15 minutes, they’ve a chance because, as time elapses, Arsenal will know that one goal makes this a contest. I can’t see them able to control the game, but if they can stay within two goals, you never know: the chaotic randomness of football might intervene.
57 min That goal reminded me of the one Sporting scored at Arsenal the season before last, not just because it was similar, but because you pinpoint the exact second the keeper thinks “Eeeek, I’m jiggered here.”
WHAT A GOAL! Arsenal 3-1 Tottenham Hotspur (Richarlison 56)
Zubimendi dwells on the ball inside his own, inside the centre-circle, Bentancur nails him with the kind of challenge he’s in the team to provide but of which we’ve seen little and, from 45 yards, Richarlison sends a perfect chip soaring over Raya! Game … on?
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54 min Would Spurs shake hands on a 4-0 here? What’s especially damning is that an understrength Arsenal haven’t even had to play close to their best to hand out a gubbing.
53 min “Two notes,” begins Philip Watts. “Neither player are offside if they’re not interfering. Just because a mistake was potentially made with the Liverpool goal doesn’t mean we need to re-referee every other, surely? Neither made an attempt to play the ball. Simply being in front of a shot isn’t offside and has never been.
As for goal celebrations: leaving out Fowler snorting the white line, or Gazza in the dentist chair, is an absolute crime.”
The two players were between the keeper and the ball – the keeper could’t see. I’m not sure what else is to say. And yes, agreed on the celebrations, though I think you’ll find Fowler was imitating Rigobert Song eating the grass.
51 min Rice, who’s barely had to do anything today, drives through midfield, finds Trossard, who crosses … and the ball whizzes through the corridor, no attacker able to apply the finishing touch and no defender daring attempt a clearance.
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48 min “Never one to forgo an opportunity for the obligatory “North London Forever is [redacted]” comment, Daniel,” begins Shawn Grant, “tell us, is there any artist that could possibly redeem that tune with their own rendition? Also, cheers to Mani and all the music he’s given us over the years. Gutted.”
Agree on Mani, an absolute legend. The Roses were so good and so different partly because their rhythm section was unlike that of any other jangly indy band – the groove they got from Mani and Reni was unrivalled. Similarly, he was brilliant in Primal Scream – after seeing them on the XTRMNTR tour, I felt like IU’d been beaten up. Finally, he was, by all accounts, a lovely bloke.
GOAL! Arsenal 3-0 Spurs (Eze 46)
Eberechi Eze is a beautiful footballer. Timber prompts, moving in off the right across the face of the box and, when his first pass fails, it comes back to him, he finds Eze, and though his first touch takers the ball is half a yard off the ground, he passes calmly and definitively into the far corner. Spurs are in serious trouble.
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46 min We go again.
Chance got Spurs: Simons replaces Danso, Frank admitting he got it wrong with his selection.
The players are returning. This is a big half for Thomas Frank, who can’t afford a second half as limp and cowardly as the first.
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Looking again at the Eze goal, there were two attackers in offside positions directly between the ball and the keeper. I’ve not a clue why VAR didn’t intervene.
“That second Arsenal goal looks like game over, says Martin Gamage. “Spurs playing like this are such a limited team – it’s not unlike watching the Mourinho iteration. And that team had Kane and Son to provide some relief. A grim 50 minute awaits me.”
It does indeed look that way. Spurs just don’t have the defenders to invite pressure, nor do they have players able to move the ball through midfield. I guess the plan was to score with long balls, but this isn’t Wenger’s Arsenal, it’s the a team with one of the best defences around, three centre-backs in their back four and Rice in front.
Half-time email: “Sorry but that’s wrong about Trossard never being a first pick,” chdes Angus Chisholm. “He might not be a nailed-on starter but he has regularly fought for and often won a starting position against his main competition, Martinelli, when fit. He has more goal involvements this season than any of our players including Saka, often in big games. He’s been an absolutely brilliant signing, all told.”
Martinelli isn’t his main competition, though. When Odegaaard is fit, Eze will play off the left.
Half-time reading:
HALF-TIME: Arsenal 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur
Arsenal have been fine and are going to extend their lead at the top; Tottenham have been execrable and are going nowhere.
45+1 min Free-kick Spurs on halfway; Viacario punts it towards the Arsenal box and the ball comes straight back. This is the kind of performance so dull-witted it cam undermine an entire managerial reign.
45 min We’ll have three additional minutes.
44 min “Thank you for the perceptive pre-match tactical analysis,” says Dean Potter. “Unfortunately, any mention of Jason Puncheon causes the memory of his lavatorial goal celebration to obliterate all other topics. While we wait for a goal to animate this match, any other such topical, referential one-off goal celebrations?”
Er yes.
GOAL! Arsenal 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur (Eze 42)
Timber’s cross is headed clear to Rice, who punches a pass into Eze; he sways and shimmies away from a challenge, glorious hips creating space, then shoots low and hard, through a challenge, and that is no more than Arsenal, but more so Spurs, deserve. This match feels over, and could now get messy.
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40 min So what are Spurs going to do now? They’ve done nothing but defend so far and, as they did against Man United, look to have no idea how to attack.
38 min For the first time under Arteta, Arsenal can be without important players and cope. Neither Merino nor Trossard is or will ever be a first pick, but both are crucial to this squad.
GOAL! Arsenal 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur (Trossard 36)
This is beautifully created! Merino drops off, taking a pass from Timber to conjure space, before wedging a delightful pass over the top to meet the diagonal run of Trossard. Well ionside the box, he spins on the ball, shooting as he falls, and a flick off Van de Ven leaves Vicario with no chance.
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35 min I’d expected to see more of Timber and Calafiori going forward. Arsenal are finding it hard to create overloads, their payers relatively essy to stop.
32 min Timber through the lines and into Saka – good pass – and the winger dips inside, away from Van de Ven, so Bentancur pulls him down. That was a necessary foul, this time the free-kick is good … and Vicario leaops to punch clear.
31 min Righto, Spurs win a free-kick deep inside the Arsenal half, and Danso will hurl long, the box loaded … and the ref appraises a free-kick against them, Romero obviously the culprit.
29 min “Yes, every game needs a goal,” says Justin Kavanagh, “and while we’re waiting for one, here’s my favorite one from this fixture… yes, even better than Gascoigne’s Wembley free-kick. Look at that. Oh, look at that!”
I know it well – it was the first on 101 Great Goals, the classic BBC vid in the 80s.
28 min If Arsenal aren’t looking to play short, one and two-touch stuff around the box – and it doesn’t seem like that – they need to get crosses in, with men attacking the ball. So far, Spurs are holding them at bay pretty easily.
27 min So far, Kudus has barely had a touch.
26 min Spurs win a free-kick, take time setting themselves up, then Vicario wellies into touch.
23 min “Although I’m QPR frew and frew,” writes Jason Loader, “I’m listening to the game via my N5 bedroom window as usual. I’ve learned to decode the crowd’s cheering, baying and clapping to accurately work out what’s going on in-between the lengthy periods of silence. It would’ve been cheaper to get a Sky subscription admittedly – Highbury rents are extortionate.”
In fairness to the Emirates, it’s got a lot louder in recent years. For a long time, supporting Arsenal looked like an incredibly unfun way of spending time, even less so than supporting Everton, but there’s a bit more oomph about it now.
22 min I think I prefer Eze coming off the left. In the middle, he can be shut and buffeted out of games – he’s not a half-turn player – whereas out wide, he can drift and pick up pockets undetected. I’d also like to see him a little deeper, as his ball-carrying, especially on the counter, is very good.
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20 min This game needs a goal. There’s little sense one is imminent.
18 min Saka controls an aerial pass and shields from Udogie … who can’t resist the urge to foul. Free-kick Arsenal, Saka to swing in from near the corner of the box, but his radar is off and the ball sails over the bar.
16 min Spurs win a free-kick just inside their own half so send forward the big men, Vicario looking for Danso … who wins the header, but can only plop into Raya’s arms. How do we feel about a tactic popularised by Dave Bassett’s Wimbledon? I’m quite enjoying the retro feel, and like football to be a physical test in which bodies mince.
14 min Frank probably won’t mind this opening period – the Rice chance was a goodun, but otherwise, Arsenal haven’t created anything. They don’t have the sharp, associative interplay of the Wengera – often, their goals feel forced rather than crafted.
13 min Ah, Trossard banged knees with Palhinha, a sair yin but one he’ll run off.
11 min On the touchline, Arteta is retrieving like a ball boy; he knows his team need to play quickly. Meantime, Trossard is down and looks in a bit of pain, but he’s soon back on his feet.
9 min Arsenal, on the other hand, are making it hard for Spurs to play out, and this is attack against defence.
7 min I guess that quality on the ball is one reason Frank has replaced Sarr with Bentancur, but Spurs are struggling to get on the ball. They’re not pressing, so Arsenal are able to advance unmolested and even when they lose possession, they’re able to recover it pretty swiftly because their opponents are defending deep.
6 min Spurs, of course, will have expected to spend chunks of their afternoon defending. The question is whether they’ve any quality on the ball when able to attack. So far, the portents are poor.
4 min The resultant corner comes to nothing, but Arsenal already have Spurs pinned back.
3 min Trossard drops deep and finds Saka, who slides infield to Eze … and what a pass that is! Scooped with the outside of his toe, on the edge of the box, he puts Rice in … but Viacrio blocks the eventuating volley with his shins, then Danso, running back towards his own goal, knocks the ball … past the post, just.
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1 min Initially, Odobert is looking to get, er, in and around Richarlison, but it does look like he and Kudus are coming from deeper.
1 min Away we go…
Is North London Forever the worst song in football? It’s in the bottom one.
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Email! “It’s the first time in ages that I’ve seen Glenn Hoddle on TV – now looking like an elder country and western star, though with a pleasingly thrown-together wardrobe look, begins Charles Antaki. “Analysis as penetrative as one might expect. He’s partnered up on TV with Ian Wright, who talks sense as ever, but rather effortlessly wins on the threads. Not sure what that augurs for the game; classy but tight?”
Not sure I can see it being classy if it’s tight – Spurs aren’t at that level yet. I’m hoping for lots of things that no one wants to see.
Out come the teams! There’s a massive tifo behind one goal, Arsenal’s tracky tops evoking this classic kit – modelled by a young Chris Whyte.
At Elland Road, Villa came from behind to beat Leeds 2-1, with Morgan Rogers scoring a deft flick and lovely free-kick. He is a player.
Talking of Kevin Danso, I saw him out recently; I say I, but it was actually my wife, who has no interest in football, but recognised him from seeing him interview Black Sherif – whose concert we were at. Well, in similar vein – Blacko’s Iron Boy album is the best I’ve heard this year – I’m currently enjoying Party for Ghana, the latest from my guy Ekow Saxx.
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Frank says his team can be more aggressive in 3-5-2 and gives them greater set-piece threat – Danso has the long throw but is also helpful defending the box. He thinks the team that is better at restarts has a good chance of winning the game.
Captaining Arsenal today is Bukayo Saka. I mentioned earlier that maybe Arteta would consider three wingers when Madueke is match fit, if Gyokeres is out for much longer, but what I really wonder is if Saka might get a go as an attacking midfielder when that happens. Remember the summer before last, Arsenal tried to sign Raphinha, which presumably would’ve sent their talisman inside; I’d still love to see it.
Back to the tactical battle and as for Spurs, I’m sure Frank will want his strikers to gang up on Hincapie, with Kudus and Spence looking to get after Calafiori who, though he has many virtues, isn’t a left-back. Sky think, though he’s not playing a 3-5-2 but a 3-4-2-1; if so, that suggests he’s almost ceding midfield control and looking top penetrate on the counter with free runners from midfield.
Arteta speaks, explaining that he went for Hincapie because he thinks this is the best partnership available to him in the absence of Gabriel. Odegaard and Gyokeres aren’t far off he says, and he expected to face a back three as Frank has done it against Arsenal before and they’ve planned for it.
“It’s a massive and a beautiful day,” he concludes. “So many people you can make happy.”
Where is the game? For Arsenal, now it’s obvious. They’ll hope to dominate midfield, but the space will be behind the Spurs wing-backs and down the sides of the outside centre-backs. That’s exactly the areas in which Saka and Timber on the right, along with Calafiori and Trossard on the left, look to play in – and I’d also expect Rice and Eze to make the third point of the triangles. The question is whether Merino will give them a near-post and cut-back option.
I didn’t expect Spurs to go with a back three, but it makes sense that they have. Against the better teams, Frank’s Brentford often switched from 4-4-3- to 3-5-2 and they’ll want the safety in numbers in defence. But more than that, two central strikers gives Arsenal’s centre-halves a problem they don’t often have and, with Kudus breaking from deep, they might be able to create the overloads so painfully absent from their play last time out.
Arteta didn’t have too many decisions to make. Mosquera has been impressive so far, but in a game of this magnitude, it’s no surprise to see the more experienced Hincapie preferred. And given Merino’s scoring record when deployed as a striker, it makes sense that he continue in the role – though I wonder whether there was a temptation to try a winger through the middle. We don’t see it often, but Palace did it quite successfully in the middle of the last decade with Wilfried Zaha, Jason Puncheon and Yannick Bolasie, and when Mark Hughes was suspended for a crucial game at Norwich in 1992-93, Alex Ferguson resisted the temptation to play an extra midfielder, instead going with Lee Sharpe, Ryan Giggs and Andrei Kanchelskis – with devastating results.
Frank, meanwhile, changes his formation from 4-2-3-1 to, I think, 3-5-2. Coming in are Kevin Danso, the third centre-back andMohammed Kudus, back from injury, while Destiny Udogie, Rodrigo Bentancur and Wilson Odobert are also selected; Pedro Porro, Pape Sarr, Brennan Johnson, Xavi Simons and Randal Kolo Muani are all benched.
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Arteta opts to replace Gabriel with Piero Hincapie, rather than Christhian Mosquera, while up front, Mikel Merino continues deputising for Victor Gyokeres. Gabriel Martinelli and Noni Madueke are both on the bench having been out injured.
I’ll write these down, then we can discuss what they mean.
Teams!
Arsenal (4-3-3): Raya; Timber, Saliba, Hincapie, Calafiori; Zubimendi, Rice, Eze; Saka, Merino, Trossard. Subs: Kepa, Mosquera, White, Martinelli, Norgaard, Madueke, Nwaneri, Lewis-Skelly, Dowman.
Tottenham Hotspur (3-5-2): Vicario; Danso, Romero, Van de Ven; Spence, Palhinha, Bentancur, Kudus, Udogie; Richarlison, Odobert. Subs: Kinsky, Gray, Porro, Sarr, Bergvall, Simons, Johnson, Tel, Kolo Muani.
Referee: Michael Oliver (Ashingtom)
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Preamble
Mikel Arteta would make a good assassin. Reserved and meticulous, bellicose and monomaniacal, his remorseless relentlessness is exactly what you’d not want on your case if someone put out a contract on your life.
Yet, paradoxically, Arteta’s Arsenal lack killer instinct, unable to find in themselves the unbridled cruelty that wins league titles. Where champions find a way, so far they have faltered.
There are various reasons for this, insufficient verve and depth most obviously culpable. But there’a also a sense that Arteta’s intensity – the very thing that would make him such an effective contract killer – saps his team of the freedom they need to merrily mass-murder the Premier League.
And they will be feeling the pressure this afternoon, top of the table and leading Chelsea and Manchester City by three and four points respectively, with today’s game in hand. If they can win it, they will take a huge step towards claiming a first title in 22 years; if they cannot, all the old doubts will resurface.
But there is also pressure on Tottenham who, last time out, were devoid of attacking imagination, needing two deflections for their two goals before conceding a late equaliser in typically spursy fashion. There is no sense that Thomas Frank is on the cusp of something.
On the other hand, though, Tottenham have the best away record in the league and a burgeoning set-piece prowess that, especially in the absence of the injured Gabriel, makes them a threat in this match. Moreover, the North London derby is the country’s most reliably wild fixture and, just as Arteta is a precise and focused danger, so Frank is a windmilling dervish able to inspire in his players focused aggression previously considered beyond them. This is going to be good.
Kick-off: 4.30pm BST
