GUNNERSAURUS VEXED
Your team four points clear at the top of the table with seven matches left, the destiny of a first Premier League title in 19 years entirely in your own hands and Tottenham Hotspur an even bigger laughing stock than usual? Football Daily doesn’t know much about owt, but we’re fairly certain that if we’d offered Mikel Arteta, his players and tens of thousands of Gooners the scenario above before a ball had been kicked this season, that to a man, woman and giant green furry dinosaur, they would have bitten off our hand – but only once they had stopped laughing at the almost preposterous absurdity of such a notion.
